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Episodes

  • Jurassic World Domination

    Sometimes you see a movie, and then weeks later try to remember what happened in it.

  • Moonfall

    It's every movie, made into one movie.

  • The 355

    Action spy adventurers, except this time, they're ladies.

  • Ice Road

    Liam Neeson returns to the icy wilderness to stop yet another criminal enterprise along the Ice Road.

  • Without Remorse

    Russia-US relations erupt as Michael B Jordan remorselessly takes vengeance on everybody.

  • Bliss

    Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson and Salma Hayek enter their own version of the Matrix.  Or do they?

  • The Marksman

    The Marksman Liam Neeson is forced to listen to his heart, and not his CB radio, when he help a boy on the run reach his destination.

  • Greenland

    Gerry B and an extinction level meteor event.  What could go wrong?

  • The Princess Switch: Switched Again

    Vanessa Hudgens, Vanessa Hudgens, and Vanessa Hudgens, oh my!

  • Honest Thief

    How much hassle will it take for Liam Neeson to confess his thieving truth demons!

  • The Sleepover

    Break out your pjs and join Ken Marino and Malin Akerman, who begin their evening supervising a sleepover but wind up on a zany heist adventure.

  • Love, Guaranteed

    If a dating app wants to unnecessarily specify terms and conditions, then it should be prepared to face Rachael Leigh Cook and Damon Wayans Jr in battle.

  • Project Power

    Use your five minutes of power up properties to understand wazzup with Jamie Foxx's vision quest.

  • The Secret: Dare to Dream

    Activate your powers and let the laws of attraction fulfill all your desires, guided by the words of Bray Johnson.

  • Dante's Peak

    Pierce Brosnan wrestles with mother Earth, his personal demons, and his flirtation with headstrong Linda Hamilton.

  • The Wrong Missy

    David Spade is the straight man to Lauren Lapkus' deranged Hellstar in a case of mistaken, but it is a mistake, identity.

  • Dangerous Lies

    Never fear, no untruths were presented in the making of this film.

  • Love Wedding Repeat

    Olivia Munn and Sam Claflin fall in love, entirely off-screen, in Love Wedding Repeat.

  • Spenser Confidential

    With Boston, boxing, and beating up people, what else could it be besides a Marky Wahlberg action joint?

  • My Spy

    Following in the action footsteps of Arnold, The Rock, and Vin before him, Dave Bautista woodenly befriends a precocious child, and comedy inevitably ensures.

  • Invisible Man

    Elisabeth Moss capably  interacts with thin air while trying to prove there's an Invisible Man afoot.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Turbo charge from planet Hillzone all the way to Green Hills, Montana, only stopping for a trip to the saloon and James Marsden.

  • Birds of Prey

    Harley Quinn, Black Canary, Huntress and... Rosie Perez band together to slay a Gotham villain and engage in some good old-fashioned girl power.

  • Dolittle

    If you want to remain an animal lover, don't watch Robert Downey Jr. carouse with his rag-tag crew of beasts, though you may remain a Michael Sheen lover.

  • Like a Boss

    Salma Hayek trounces Rose Byrne and Tiffany Haddish in this movie about the beauty industry that has no idea about beauty.

  • Cats

    Observe Jason Derulo and Taylor Swift prowl around in furry leotards, transcend all logic, and become a jellicle yourself, in the cinematic adaptation of stage sensation Cats.

  • Frozen 2

    Escape to an enchanted forest and accept Olaf as the gad-damn snow prince that he is.

  • 21 Bridges

    A whole lot of numbers and calculations and it all adds up to a load of nonsense.

  • Gotti

    Though they are not depicted, this movie will lead you to believe crimes are afoot.

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    The sequel everyone was clamoring for finds beloved Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita and Little Rock, once again, out for zombie blood.

  • Rambo: Last Blood

    Multiple stirring Stallone monologues.  What else do you need to know?

  • Angel Has Fallen

    Once again, Gerry B Butler fights for the safety of the US government, and more importantly, for brotherhood.

  • The Kitchen

    Three mob wives take over the kitchen... Hell's Kitchen.  Comedy does not ensue.

  • Crawl

    A deadly hurricane and a gated gator community?  Run, don't Crawl, away from this town.

  • Yesterday

    When the Beatles disappear from existence, a singer-songwriter improbably knows all the lyrics and music by heart, and is able to recreate the songs single-handed.

  • Shaft

    Three Shafts, three hosts.  That's what we call synergy.

  • Ma

    A cautionary tale about a deranged middle-aged woman named Ma who tries to recreate her teen years or an inspiration?

  • The Intruder

    A naive and unreasonable couple allows Dennis Quaid to remain in their lives and in return he goes totally unhinged.

  • The Curse of La Llarona

    It's the 70's and a vengeful apparition is out to kill, but maybe adopt, your children.  La Llarona doesn't mess around.

  • Little

    Take the movie Big, but replace the lead with a girl, sprinkle with modern science technology and blend until smooth.  And that's the recipe for the movie Little.

  • Dumbo

    Come for the wooden acting, stay for the intense elephant cuteness.  Find out what happens in the latest iteration of Dumbo, the classic tale of flight and flights of fancy.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Mix three Oscar winners, two nominees, and one cyborg teenager, and you've got yourself a battle with an angel.

  • Cold Pursuit

    Liam is out for justice, but Cold Pursuit isn't your average Neeson vengeance joint.

  • Serenity

    Sail the high seas on Serenity with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway in this sweaty, sexy, stumper.

  • The Upside

    Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart play opposites who might just attract in The Upside.  Just the buddy movie you haven't been waiting for.

  • Replicas

    Cloning, brain mapping, science, oh my!  Find out what happens when head geneticist Keanu Reeves impulsively decides to replicate his family in Replicas.

  • Mortal Engines

    What is a mortal engine?  Does it matter?  Find out, mostly, what happens when the earth becomes uninhabitable and cities evolve into flying steampunk vehicle beasts in Mortal Engines.

  • Robin Hood

    A plucky whippersnapper named Robin combats the Sheriff of Nottingham in a time that is very unspecified in the latest telling of the Hood.

  • Instant Family

    Marky Mark and Rose Byrne decide to foster a trio of siblings in the feel-good, conflict free, family comedy, Instant Family.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Explaining the tenth film in a beloved franchise to two guys who have seen little to none of the first nine is less challenging than you might expect.

  • The Girl in the Spider's Web

    Follow the adventures of goth super-hacker Lisbeth Salander in the reboot of this dragon tattoo series.

  • Hunter Killer

    Can Gerard Butler join forces with Common and a salty Russian sea captain to prevent WW3? Find out what happens in subventure Hunter Killer.

  • White Boy Rick

    Learn about different kinds of pube staches, Steve Harvey, and what happens in the 80's Detroit drug-running scene.

  • Happytime Murders

    This muppet caper isn't just jizz and jokes. Find out what happens when a serial killer strikes the heart of the puppet community in Happytime Murders.

  • Mile 22

    Journey with Marky Mark Martholemew Wahlberg as he travels not one, but twenty-two miles, while on a deep cover black ops mission.

  • The Meg

    Statham versus Science. Man versus Nature. Beauty versus Beast. Find out what happens in summer classic, The Meg.

  • Searching

    Journey through a thrill ride as John Cho searches for his missing daughter. Plus, enjoy a surprising amount of talk about Bing.

  • Skyscraper

    Be regaled as The Rock leaps improbable heights within a record-breaking skyscraper in Hong Kong. And listen to an extremely unrelated analysis of Gavin DeGraw's classic track "I Don't Want To Be".

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Some of the hosts of Get Spoiled know things about dinosaurs. That does not include the host that does the recaps. Find out what happens to the folks at Jurassic Park 5: Jurassic World 2, Jurassic Nights.

  • Ocean's 8

    Sandra Bullock leads a crack team of heist professionals in order to pull off one big job during the Met Gala.

  • Book Club

    A group of seniors become sexually awakened when they select a lusty novel for their latest monthly book club, in the feature film, Book Club.

  • Life of the Party

    Melissa McCarthy goes back to school when she re-enrolls in college in order to complete her long-desired degree in the so-called comedy Life of the Party.

  • Rampage

    The mighty Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson takes on scientifically enhanced animal beasts in this action romp based on the 80s video game. Get ready to get spoiled.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    In this inaugural episode of Get Spoiled, Samantha will spoil the feature film Pacific Rim: Uprising for Jeremy and Chris...and for you.